S#%! My Chinese Husband Says

When you are married to a person of another culture or country (actually when you just marry a man) there are bound to be things that are said that just make you shake your head or look at them like they are crazy.   I am sure my husband looks at me dazed and confused all the time.   But as this is our  1st year wedding anniversary I have decided to compose a sort of list of the top ten things that my husband has said to me this year that just makes me fall on the floor laughing or look at him like he has lost his mine.

My husband is always one to joke around and laugh, he has a very good sense of humor.  However, sometimes he doesn’t even know he is being funny.  Enjoy….

10) I am the youngest grandfather in China ever… wow.. can we call the book people?

9) Honey… wake up.. wake up…. Do I look handsome?

8) Go ahead.. try, try, try…(clapping his hands quickly)

7) ummm .. girl.. I don’t think those clothes are very fashionable..you better change.

6) Do they wear their hair like that in America? (looking at me with his head to the side)

5) If your stomach is not good .. just don’t eat anything that has food in it.

4) That is headache medicine .. not candy!

3) I like when you buy me funny underwear… I feel funny when I wear them. (dancing around in superman underwear I bought him)

2) Okay..damn it.. I will cook but you just remember “I am the boss”….(and stomps out of the room)


1) Girl .. get on top.. but .. don’t hurt me .. I’m Little.

He is always saying things that make me smile and things that are so sweet that they bring tears to my eyes… and I would be remorse if I didn’t put the top 5 romantic things he has said to me this year… (there are only five.. because well … he repeats a lot of them.. hehehe)

5) I don’t care what anybody says .. I love you girl.

4) I think you are the most beautiful girl in China.

3) Your all I have … and I don’t want anyone to take  you away.. even my parents.

2) I know you wanted flowers.. but this floor heater will keep you warm when I cant be there to hold you.

1) I don’t care if your older than me… We will still grow old together.. and if you become sick or cant walk.. I will do my best to carry you to the bathroom… I’m not going anywhere… for the rest of our lives.

I just gotta love this guy…. I am ready for the Next year of excitement and crazy things that my husband says.

until next time…

25 thoughts on “S#%! My Chinese Husband Says

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  2. What a wonderful post! I just love your blog! This is so sweet and hilarious at the same time. How wonderful it must be to be married to your bestfriend! Happy Anniversary! Wishing you many many more!

  3. Awesome! Too funny, I was cracking up.

    Reminds me of the random thing my Chinese boyfriend said to me recently:
    “Don’t take this the wrong way, I mean it as a compliment. You are like a cockroach. (me, grrr) You can live anywhere.”

    Congrats on the 1 Year! That’s inspiration for all the rest of us.

  4. Happy late anniversary! I’m rolling over your husband’s sayings. My favorite: 5) If your stomach is not good .. just don’t eat anything that has food in it.

    It’s never a dull moment in inter-cultural relationships/marriages (or like you said relationships with men period).

  5. Zoopath

    Happy anniversary. It’s so funny that your husband says “girl”. My husband will use some of the AAVE phrases I use but only when he’s making fun of me.

  6. Wow just wow girl ur hubby is funny i like all the romantic things he says to u about h ow he love love you and is not going any where And the one where he says u get on top but be careful hilarious and the one where hes fishing for compliments is cute too congrats on the one year and sharing your experiences your making me think better of dating this Korean guys show been chasing me for a while but i cant get passed all the what might go wrong to give him a chance and this glance in to ur life has made me hopeful thanks so much for sharing

  7. Lorraine

    Super congrats on the first year and many more to come. I do hope that he can visit America with you and get to know your family. You’ll have to give him a grand tour! Thanks for your humor and common sense.

  8. I liked especially number 5 in the first list and the number 2 in the romantic list. So funny! Thank you for sharing.

    First gift my boyfriend bought me wasn’t flowers either, it was a haid dryer as it’s almost lethal to go to sleep with wet hair, or that’s what Chinese people think 🙂

  9. Christal

    Congrats on your anniversary. I wanted to tell you how much I love your blog, I found it last week and have read every last page of it!

  10. Viv

    Ha!! I love it!!

    I found your blog through Black Women Deserve Better, and wanted to say that I have enjoyed reading and viewing your pictures. China looks great and you and your husband are just beautiful. I wish you both the best that life has to offer. Have a great day!

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