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Some of you guys have been studying and practicing Chinese. My friends over at Nin are having a challenge.. check it out it sounds like fun.
We’re launching a friendly and competitive event next week over the knowledge of Chinese: a Ninchallenge Tournament! Would you be interested in sharing this news with your readers and followers?
The Ninchallenge Tournament will be a two-week long tournament where Chinese learners play battles – called Ninchallenges – against other Chinese learners over their knowledge of Chinese vocabulary. Through the Ninchallenge Tournament, our goal is to offer Chinese learners a fun atmosphere in which:
– they can practice their Chinese vocabulary
– discover new words
– play with other Chinese learners
– demonstrate their Chinese skills and win cool prizes.
This is the very first Ninchallenge Tournament we at Ninchanese organize. We’re launching it to support our Kickstarter campaign( which is currently live here: http://ninchanese.com/kickstarter). We want the Tournament to be entirely about having fun practicing Chinese this summer. The Tournament is free and open to all Chinese learners worldwide.
Registration is now open: Those interested in joining the tournament can start signing up on ninchanese.com/ninchallenge. The Ninchallenge tournament starts on the 13th and will run until the 26th of July.
until next time……
Guys… I am telling you the Chinese toilets are bound to kill me one day…. they are after me….. don’t laugh…. my latest encounter…. is the battle of the iPhone….
Just two weeks ago… I was rushing off to class… and I realized I had to go to the bathroom… and knowing I only have five minutes…I showed up in class..put down my books and laptop…. on the desk… and told the class I will be right back…. I am running to the bathroom.
Now I usually carry my phone in my bra… that way… my girls protect it…. but this day..I wore pants with back pockets…so ..I slide the phone there .. so I could … carry all my other stuff…..
I ran to the bathroom.. and I had waited a little longer than I should have.. so I was dancing around trying to get my pants down without peeing on myself….. then …. I heard and saw it at the same time…. I pulled down my pants and plop….. my phone fell down in the hole…. it did not stop… it did not pass go.. it just made a hole in one…. right into the toilet….
I really didn’t have time to think about it.. because I still had to go pee…. so I just squatted over my phone … and peed and cried at the same time…… there was no way… I was going to stick my hand down a Chinese toilet to get my phone back anyway…. and it wouldn’t have worked if I had retrieved it… so I just peed and cried…. until… all the water was out of my body….my heart was broken… that is the second phone… in two years .. I have dropped down a toilet…the other one was at a bar.. and I grabbed it.. but the water had already ruined it….the man at the Apple shop said… the water had been to contaminated…. figures…
So … the war.. is on. Chinese Toilets vs Jo…… I already have trouble using the damn things…. my pee doesn’t want to cooperate .. and sometimes.. I can’t hit the stupid hole…… or there are days… I can’t get back up…. and there are no handles to pull yourself back up…. (which I have requested.. and no one listens to me). Calling someone to the stall to help you stand up .. is not common behavior.
One Canadian lady.. had a funnel…. and went in the stall…. I asked her.. when she came out… and was washing it in the sink what was that for… she said… so she can hit the hole…. we both laughed….. however.. carrying a funnel to the bathroom everyday at school might look kind of strange.
My students got a big kick out of Teacher Jo dropping her phone in the toilet. They all made phone jokes… throughout the day…. in their speeches.. they said things like…. “to use your phone to study English is very helpful… unless you have dropped it in the toilet and you have no phone” ... the little bastards…. aren’t funny…..
So… this week I am buying a new phone…. and of course Jet suggested I buy the largest phone on the market..so I don’t throw it in the toilet…. I informed him… I didn’t THROW it … it fell….he just shook his head….no happy ending for him tonight.
So… boys and girls…. I have declared war…. and I will not let the Chinese toilet win….. I will wrap the phone tightly around my neck…. or duct tape it to my body… but it will not.. fall in the toilet again, Damn it.
until next time…..